So……yeah…….Magic Mike. Straight women are having a real boon these days with Magic Mike and the 50 shades of sex on every other page. This is my favorite meme from the last few days:

I’m going to see Magic Mike Saturday night.

Confession –  I’m a Chipendale’s veteran. I’ve seen them so many times I know their routine by heart (time for some new material guys). My most memorable Chipendale’s experience was a wardrobe malfunction by a particularly fetching young man with black curly hair. Good times.

Confession #2 – I’m in it for Matthew McConaughey. After all of these years playing a cad so well….it’s refreshing to see him finally do it with his clothes off. And, go on with your bad self Matthew….you need to show off that body that you work so hard on with all of your bizarre beach workouts and what-not.

God love the movie theater employees this weekend. Gonna be some law-breakers up in there.